I Might Have to Put Joe Biden
But COME ON there was what appeared to be a big, wet fart during the recording of his most recent campaign livestream, which is one of the more meta things I could imagine for that particular campaign right now. Just give it a watch/listen:
I didn’t believe the circulating video, so I checked the original source.
Here’s a screenshot from his own YouTube-live page.
It happens 20:49s in to the live-cast.
Don’t believe me. Check it out yourself: youtube.com/watch?v=pS2Hx0…
Lest you think the tweet is fake, click through to that link right from the official Biden YouTube channel, which, at this point, is still up. It does raise other questions, most specifically around the clarity of the fart. This was some 48 kHz, 16-bit FLAC-sounding stuff, to the point where there would have had to be a microphone positioned right around the butt of whomever dealt it, no Tay Zonday “I move away from the mic to toot” going on here. I’m just impressed that he didn’t stop to acknowledge it, while Tom Wolf looked like it disturbed him through space and time.
Watch This: So many Studio Ghibli movies - available via HBO Max, which is, in turn, now available.
Though I’m not entirely sure how, I have HBO Max, so it’s likely you do as well. For all the run-up to it, I had no idea how to access the content for it earlier today, not realizing that the HBO Now app would just transmogrify into the Max app at some random time. All that aside, you now have a ridiculous amount of Studio Ghibli films at your beck and call and, having watched nearly all of them, it’s hard to imagine a poor choice among them. From MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, to PRINCESS MONONOKE to SPIRITED AWAY, every one that I’ve seen has been a delight, and they’re pretty much all worth your time. So put off your rewatch of the Ray Romano/Andre Braugher/Scott Bakula-led Men of a Certain Age off for a few days and binge the Ghibli films first. At least I assume that’s the show everyone’s excited for; I know I am.
Quarantine Day 76 Horniness Levels Update
Seriously there’s not even an app for it imagine using a controller to navigate your way to and through one of these sites! All of this is invalid if you’re using voice control or you have the VR headset though.
To palate cleanse from that hellbound content, enjoy this much more wholesome dad content; a gentleman who was only 12 when his father left him creating video lessons for common household tasks to help out kids/families in the same situation today.
It’s been a small miracle that, a week after everyone discovered this fella, some deep, dark grounds for cancelation hasn’t emerged from his past, so we’ll take this as a win for 2020.
As someone with a limitless capacity for adorable owl content, big agree on this one.
Another entry in the adorable animal content, a few days late but here’s a birthday party for a raccoon. How they knew its exact birthday isn’t my business, but this is an older video, so for them to spend precious Super 8 tape on it should guarantee some degree of certainty.
This pretty short dive into just who is the person from the iconic Clickhole article “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” is a nice, brief look at obsession, as I’ve always been curious about whether these stock photo models ever encounter themselves again when a site makes use of their picture. Like when you’re taking a picture of yourself holding a bowl of Jell-O threateningly at a window-mounted AC unit, do you ever really expect that someone out there will someday fork over the licensing fees for that picture? Who knows, but I could imagine feeling some kind of way if you saw your own head and face identified this way.
This past week was the 40th anniversary of the release of THE SHINING, at least the Kubrick film incarnation of it, and, maybe to celebrate? someone added themselves into one of the many iconic scenes from the film, in this case the bathroom one, though fortunately not THAT OTHER BATHROOM one.
While I’m no historian of SNL, I am surprised that it was only this week that I learned of the “Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup” sketch, as it seems like something that would be so incredibly up my alley. From a 1998 Lucy Lawless-hosted episode, The Ringer compiled a very good oral history of the sketch, including some odd coincidences with the life of Stevie Nicks herself. The sketch features all the absurdity of a late-in-the-night sketch with an unexpectedly great impression from Lawless to create something weird and magical.
Finally, with Memorial Day, there couldn’t be another ostensibly solemn holiday without brands making it kind of weird. First, this Days Inn:
Like you’ve got the extra spacing on the letterboard, just break out the taller ladder and get yourself even one empty line between the two thoughts.
And second, as someone who had a friend halved by a plasma sword, thank you Master Chief.
It’s no “Press ‘F’ to pay respects” but then, what is?
And finally, uhh, can you elaborate just a bit on this thought?
Did it get four stars because it happened? Was it docked one for not acknowledging your friend? Also WHICH PART probably not all of it. Hopefully not all of it.
