I Can't Help But Think
Right, to “greet” you, is that what the wolf said? Later on in the comments for this someone says the lady in the video is a wolf expert/researcher, and allowing the wolf to do that was the next step in building trust so that the wolf would allow you to come closer to do your job. Exactly the sort of thing a horny, curious wolf would say, isn’t it? Given that modern dogs are descended from wolves, I guess that kind of explains the modern day habits of some dog owners to absolutely go fully in on eliminating canine plaque and gingivitis the way they smooch their dogs, but it is interesting to see the more primal form of the act with the wolf as the aggressor. After all, if dogs descended from wolves, who did wolves descend from?
That’s right, the horny cartoon wolf, driven mad by its libido, actually devolved into the wolf as we know it today. Look at him, he used to be so classy. Also, if that’s the bargain for researching wolves, maybe research something else? Just a suggestion, follow your passions of course.
Watch This: THERE WILL BE BLOOD - Available on Netflix
The subject of some online controversy yesterday after someone decided to use up precious bytes on the Internet talking about how they found this movie overrated when it would just be more economical to pay someone to skywrite I HAVE BAD TASTE in big block letters over a metropolis somewhere, this is another entry, along with ZODIAC into the hallowed halls of All-Timers From Just 2007, another masterpiece from director Paul Thomas Anderson (MAGNOLIA, PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE, pretty much every movie he’s directed). The film follows Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he abruptly pivots from silver-mining to become an oil baron in turn-of-the-century California. Even if you haven’t seen the film, you’re likely familiar with the iconic milkshake bit, but if you haven’t, now’s a great time to catch up.
It may surprise you to know this, but the lead singer of Trapt is still incredibly red and upset at Ice T, who, in turn, seems kind of aware of the existence of the lead singer from Trapt. The former, henceforth referred to as Frankie Trapt which I assume is his name, has now issued a challenge for a bare-knuckle brawl, for reasons I can’t be bothered to remember, I’m not even looking up his name I’ve already spent more than the ADA-recommended amount of time thinking about Trapt, let’s say it’s like Hanson and they’re actually the Von Trapt children and they all want to fight Ice.
In other music news, someone took scenes from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY and replaced the music with songs from the year 2001, and I’ll be the one to say: kind of an improvement.
Spending my night replacing the classical music in 2001: A Space Odyssey with actual songs from the year 2001, clearly becoming unhinged in isolation.
Actually wait it’s a nightmare.
I was never aware of the dubious origins of “Stockholm Syndrome” and, after going through this thread, will be removing it from my rotation of things to frivolously accuse people of.
There has been a small cottage industry of accounts online that imitate the big streaming services and pretend like all kinds of made-up and awful movies have joined the service, which is why I had to check at least a half-dozen times to make sure that this wasn’t some kind of scam account, because on a surface level at least this is a big yikes:
Director: Alex Lee Moyer
Also from the Horny Levels Too High Department, the composer of the soundtracks for the Jet Set Radio series of video games is a sufferer of the condition:
HIDEKI NAGANUMA | 長沼 英樹 @Hideki_Naganuma
Hi Lois! 😍 RT @FreezerFreiza: This is Lois https://t.co/ljuJ2xzE75This was after over a month of him getting roasted for being very horny for a real-world version of Family Guy’s Lois, which, again, do your thing, just own the horny levels my guy.
This is a very good breakdown of the claims of one of the re-open the country protestors, the one who said she needed to get her roots done. Using a healthy amount of science we’re able to see whether Karen v0.9’s claims about her nightmare hair are accurate. Spoiler: she lyin’.
Finally, sorry kinda for all the horniness-related news today. You know, the quarantine?
