๐ฎ Sneak Peak Saturday for 2025-03-29
Fridays are for sneaky news updates and some memes you might've missed!

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By Friday, everything seems to be reaching the peak of getting news turned in before a deadline or dread-line. It sometimes seems like we reach a fever pitch in news coverage throughout the week.
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Then there is a trope, clichรฉ, or bromide about slow news days and the quietly mentioned news updates sent on a Friday โ to try and sneak it past wider coverage. Or, in a nutshell, peak patronizing publishing.
In that spirit, here are a few stories that you might have missed on the slow news of a Friday.
Insert Let's See Who This Really Is Meme
Techmeme: Adalytics: DoubleVerify, IAS, and Human Security, paid by advertisers to detect bots, regularly miss such traffic; DoubleVerify missed 21% of bot visits (Patience Haggin/Wall Street Journal)
By Patience Haggin / Wall Street Journal. View the full context on Techmeme.
Insert Ceiling Cat Meme

Techmeme: Source: hackers broke into Oracle's Cerner servers sometime after January 22 and stole patient data to extort US medical providers; the FBI is investigating (Bloomberg)
From Bloomberg. View the full context on Techmeme.
Insert We're All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This Meme

Techmeme: A US federal judge orders agencies whose leaders participated in the Signal chat on the Houthi attacks to preserve all messages sent from March 11 to March 15 (Andrew Goudsward/Reuters)
By Andrew Goudsward / Reuters. View the full context on Techmeme.
Insert That Wasn't Me, That Was Patricia Meme

Techmeme: A US judge rejects Musk's bid to dismiss a lawsuit claiming he defrauded ex-Twitter shareholders by delaying the disclosure of his initial Twitter investment (Jonathan Stempel/Reuters)
By Jonathan Stempel / Reuters. View the full context on Techmeme.
Insert Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Meme

Techmeme: FTX tells a US bankruptcy judge it will make the first payment to its main creditors on May 30 using the $11.4B cash hoard it has collected since shutting down (Steven Church/Bloomberg)
By Steven Church / Bloomberg. View the full context on Techmeme.
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