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August 10, 2026

DTV - Nothing Doing no. 66

p1: Summer, opening a canned drink, is walking from the kitchen to the table where Autumn is looking at their phone. Summer: Hey, whatcha playin’ there? Pervert game for perverts? Autumn: Nah, it’s the new app they set up for the laundry room.
p2: In the app, polygonal lady in vague fantasy garb is holding a laundry basket next to a wheel and saying “Rinse now, my lord.” A: It lets you watch ads during your wash to earn Sudcoinz, and once you have enough you can spin a wheel to get new stuff for your in-game laundromat
p3: Summer looks over Autumn’s shoulder. S: And the babe? A: Ok that part’s for perverts.
p4: Summer looks skeptical. S: Mhm… y’know, it was bad enough when doing laundry suddenly required having a phone in the first place. It’d be nice if there was at least one aspect of life that wasn’t being choked out to funnel us into mini-casinos.
p5: Autumn shrugs. A: I get what you mean, but, I dunno, most of the game stuff is optional here… is it really so bad to make a tedious chore a little more interesting?
p6: Summer leans closer to a standoffish Autumn. S: …does that say you ran the dryer six times in a row. A: Come on Summer if I’m gonna hit my daily goals I’m gonna have to grind a little
Nothing Doing no. 66

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