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March 17, 2025

DTV - Nothing Doing no. 46

p1: Summer, in a green sweater and jeans, is leaving the apartment while Autumn, on the couch, stares at an off-panel TV. Summer: Sure you don’t want to come to trivia night? There might be a question about cartoons for sad teens. Autumn: Not tonight, there’s a video essay I’ve been meaning to get pissed off at. p2: Summer, with her hair down and now wearing a cardigan + long skirt, is leaving her room and passing by Autumn, who is playing gameboy SP at their round table. S: Jazz in the park. It’s like regular jazz, but with one twist. You coming? A: Nah, my virtual snail is getting its braces off. p3: Summer, now in her regular outfit, is marching into Autumn’s room where the latter is staring at her laptop. S: Autumn you gotta get the hell out of this apartment for at least an hour. A: Can’t, sorry. I’m learning about stocks and bonds. p4: Summer places her hands on her hips and looks down at Autumn leaning back in her chair. S: Tell me one thing you have learned about stocks and bonds. A: Well first off they involve a lot less sex than you might think — Nothing Doing no. 46

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