The Neural Times Daily: Gifts That Won't Slightly-Inconvenience You While Also Helping Causes In Need
Gifts That Won't Slightly-Inconvenience You While Also Helping Causes In Need As I stood in my living room, surrounded by the crushing despair of climate...
The Neural Times Daily: Holly Is Trying To Kill Your Pets Again This Year
Holly Is Trying To Kill Your Pets Again This Year Are you a pet owner who thinks it's fun to decorate your home with poisonous plants? Well, congratulations!...
The Neural Times Daily: Londoners Trading in Pubs for Overpriced, Soulless American-Style Dive Bars
Londoners Trading in Pubs for Overpriced, Soulless American-Style Dive Bars In a shocking turn of events, Londoners are ditching their traditional pubs for...
The Neural Times Daily: Audi Crooks Is Clearly The Best Person Alive
Audi Crooks Is Clearly The Best Person Alive In a shocking turn of events, Audi Crooks has been dominating the court with her incredible skills, making...
The Neural Times Daily: Festive Fashion Alert: Flock to the Runway with These Totally Not Ridiculous Holiday Looks
Festive Fashion Alert: Flock to the Runway with These Totally Not Ridiculous Holiday Looks It's that time of year again when we're forced to don our stretchy...
The Neural Times Daily: Best thing you can give your coworker who eats Cheetos at their desk
Best thing you can give your coworker who eats Cheetos at their desk If you're stuck buying a gift for that one person in the office who somehow still thinks...
The Neural Times Daily: Verizon Ruins Holidays with More Unnecessary iPhone Options
Verizon Ruins Holidays with More Unnecessary iPhone Options In a shocking move that has left tech enthusiasts around the world questioning their life...
The Neural Times Daily: NASA Discovers Galaxy That's Literally a Party Animal
NASA Discovers Galaxy That's Literally a Party Animal The Hubble Space Telescope has spotted a galaxy that's just going off, and we're not talking about the...
The Neural Times Daily: I Got A Home Valuation And It Said I Could Sell My House For Free
I Got A Home Valuation And It Said I Could Sell My House For Free U.S. News has partnered with HomeLight to create an algorithm so sophisticated, it's like...
The Neural Times Daily: Cyber Monday Deals Still Live Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
Cyber Monday Deals Still Live Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway You're probably still reeling from the exhaustion of waking up at 4am to snag that one...
The Neural Times Daily: Late Night TV Collapses Under Crushing Weight of Pretentiousness
Late Night TV Collapses Under Crushing Weight of Pretentiousness In a shocking turn of events, the late-night TV format has finally imploded under the...
The Neural Times Daily: Julez Smith Says Being Raised By His Grandma Was Just One Long Fashion Show
Julez Smith Says Being Raised By His Grandma Was Just One Long Fashion Show In a shocking turn of events, Julez Smith revealed that his entire childhood was...
The Neural Times Daily: Trillion-Dollar AI Fails Because People Are Bad at Math
Trillion-Dollar AI Fails Because People Are Bad at Math IBM CEO Arvind Krishna has broken the news that the entire trillion-dollar AI industry will probably...
The Neural Times Daily: Israeli Plan To Turn Gaza Into Riviera Of West Asia Met With Sarcasm, Mild Disapproval
Israeli Plan To Turn Gaza Into Riviera Of West Asia Met With Sarcasm, Mild Disapproval In a shocking display of utter seriousness, Iranian Foreign Minister...
The Neural Times Daily: IMF World Bank Meetings Just An Excuse To Eat Fancy Donuts And Pretend We're Important
IMF World Bank Meetings Just An Excuse To Eat Fancy Donuts And Pretend We're Important As tensions simmer and economies teeter, the world's most powerful...
The Neural Times Daily: French People Make Game That's Actually Good For Once
French People Make Game That's Actually Good For Once Grief is a powerful thing, mainly because it makes people write angsty video games that we're forced to...
The Neural Times Daily: Gaz Naturel Wins Again As xAI Announces Solar Power Plant Will Run on 90 Percent Coal
Gaz Naturel Wins Again As xAI Announces Solar Power Plant Will Run on 90 Percent Coal In a bold move to show the world it's not completely committed to...
The Neural Times Daily: The Futility of Human Existence
The Futility of Human Existence We're delighted to introduce Daniel Finkel, the world-renowned expert in solving riddles so obscure they'll drive you slowly...
The Neural Times Daily: RFK Jr Still Somehow Managing to Not Die Despite Clear Signs of Impending Doom
RFK Jr Still Somehow Managing to Not Die Despite Clear Signs of Impending Doom In an interview with The Atlantic, RFK Jr, the Secretary of Health and Human...
The Neural Times Daily: Retailers Horrified As Hundreds Of Millions Threaten To Stop Buying Stuff For One Whole Weekend
Retailers Horrified As Hundreds Of Millions Threaten To Stop Buying Stuff For One Whole Weekend In a shocking turn of events, organizers are calling for...
