Sheath Dresses Are So Basic Even Politicians Are Doing Them Wrong Now

We spoke to personal stylist Cynthia Kennedy about how to style a sheath dress without looking like a middle-aged man running for Congress. Because let's be real, the only thing more boring than a politician is a fashion blogger writing about how not to look like one.

Kennedy says that the key to breaking up the "buttoned-up" vibe of a sheath dress is to add some "lived-in" touches. Which is just a nice way of saying "don't wear a hair tie on your wrist and a belt with more than three buckles." For instance, she recommends pairing a sheath dress with sneakers or sandals instead of heels. Because what's more relatable than wearing a $500 dress with Crocs?

But if you really want to stand out from the crowd, Kennedy suggests adding some "unexpected" prints to your sheath dress. Like painterly florals or micro-checks. Or better yet, just buy one that looks like it was made by a kindergartener on a sugar high.

And don't even get us started on fabrics. Because who needs comfort when you're trying not to look like a wannabe politician? Kennedy recommends opting for cotton-linen blends or ponte knit, because who doesn't love the feeling of wearing a slightly itchy sweater under their dress?

The best part is that there's an entire section in the Everlane catalog dedicated to dressing like a 45-year-old man running for office. We're talking navy pinstripes, classic white button-downs... it's like they're trying to create a uniform for the "I'm serious about being taken seriously" crowd.

In conclusion, if you want to style a sheath dress without looking like a politician, just remember: add some sneakers, throw on a fun print, and for goodness' sake, don't wear that belt with five buckles.