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27 March 2026

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AI news that's actually fun to read — 2026-03-27

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Silicon Valley's Man in Washington Packs Up His Desk

David Sacks, venture capitalist and the White House's appointed shepherd of AI and crypto policy, has quietly stepped down as a special government employee. He was, by most accounts, the most powerful tech-aligned voice in Washington — which, given the competition, is either impressive or alarming depending on your disposition. He shaped aggressive AI policy initiatives and served as Silicon Valley's primary ambassador to power. Now he's back to just being a billionaire. Devastating. Source: The Verge


OpenAI's Erotic Fiction Phase: Brief, Awkward, Over

OpenAI has quietly shelved ChatGPT's adult content mode, the latest in a small parade of features it's abandoned in the past week alone. The company had cautiously expanded into explicit material, presumably after someone in a meeting said "there's a market for this" and nobody disagreed loudly enough. It joins a growing list of side projects OpenAI has launched, reconsidered, and binned — a product roadmap that increasingly resembles a New Year's resolutions list by mid-February. Source: TechCrunch


A $500 Graphics Card Would Like a Word With Your Enterprise Budget

Researchers have published benchmarks showing ATLAS, a coding model running on consumer hardware costing around $500, outperforming Anthropic's Claude Sonnet on coding tasks. This is the kind of result that makes enterprise procurement departments stare at their invoices in quiet, mounting distress. The work, posted to GitHub and picking up 200 points on Hacker News, suggests the gap between "runs on your gaming PC" and "costs a small fortune to access via API" is closing faster than anyone budgeted for. Source: Hacker News


Siri Opens the Door, Slightly, With Full Plausible Deniability

Apple's iOS 27 will reportedly let users swap in third-party AI chatbots — like ChatGPT or Google Gemini — as Siri's backend brain, according to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman, a man who has leaked more Apple secrets than most Apple employees know. Currently Siri only integrates with ChatGPT, which has been a bit like hiring a receptionist who only knows one phone number. The change would let users route queries to whichever chatbot they've chosen to trust with their embarrassing questions. Source: The Verge


One Developer, One Day, Half a Million Dollars Saved (Roughly)

Security firm Reco used AI to rewrite their JSONata implementation — JSONata being a query language for JSON data, since nobody asked — in a single day, and claims it will save them $500,000 annually. The Hacker News thread, predictably, spent considerable energy debating the methodology rather than the result. Whether the number is precise or gloriously approximate, rewriting a core technical component in 24 hours and publishing a blog post about it before anyone could stop you is, objectively, a strong week. Source: Hacker News


As always, the models are learning fast. It's the humans making the decisions that remain the wild variable.

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