Today's Hallucination HQThe Godfather Looks at His Creation and Orders a SaladGeoffrey Hinton — the man who built the neural network foundations that power modern AI — has suggested humanity might have been better off without it. This is roughly equivalent to Tim Berners-Lee inventing the web and then quietly noting that ignorance had its charms. Hinton isn't predicting doom theatrically; he's doing something more unsettling: thinking carefully, out loud, with receipts. The Nobel laureate's uncertainty should probably be everyone's uncertainty. Source: The Guardian
Google's New School Policy: AI or Encyclopaedias, Your ChoiceGoogle has informed schools that they may disable AI features — provided they're also comfortable losing access to Google Search, which now has AI baked so deeply into it that the two are apparently inseparable. It's a generous offer, in the same way that a restaurant offering to remove the sauce is generous when the sauce has already been cooked into the meat. Schools wanted a simple opt-out. They got a philosophical ultimatum about the nature of modern infrastructure. Source: TechCrunch
Postman Quietly Helped Itself to Your API Keys, Hope That's FinePostman, the popular API development tool, has been caught silently auto-installing AI plugins and attempting to send users' API data to external servers — none of which was announced, explained, or apparently considered a conversation worth having. The GitHub issue documenting this has amassed over 1,300 upvotes, which in developer terms is somewhere between a strongly-worded letter and a torches-and-pitchforks situation. "Silent" and "auto" are two words that should never precede "installed on a machine holding your credentials." Source: GitHub / Hacker News
Siri Has Finally Been Allowed Out of Its RoomWith iOS 27.3, Apple has opened Siri's AI capabilities to third-party apps — meaning the assistant can now act across your entire phone using personal context and natural language, not just Apple's own carefully controlled garden. For those keeping score, this is Siri doing in 2026 what people assumed it would do around 2013. Better late than architecturally constrained, one supposes. Developers can now integrate features that let Siri understand what you actually mean, which remains, historically, its most ambitious undertaking. Source: The Verge
AI Reads Neural Weights Like Sheet Music. Nobody Taught It That.Researchers found that feeding a 17,253-parameter neural network — as raw tokenised text — to models like Google's Astra, Anthropic's Opus 5.5, and Muse Spark 1.3 allowed them to correctly identify that the network plays Pac-Man. From weights alone. No documentation, no hints. The unsettling part isn't that they got it right; it's that nobody knows how. Either this was trained in secretly, or these models have developed a form of mechanical intuition that nobody wrote a textbook on. Both answers are, in their own way, deeply inconvenient. Source: r/MachineLearning
As always, the AI is fine. Everything is fine. Have a lovely evening.
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