Exclusive: the government has conceded that technology to scan encrypted messages does not currently exist and powers in the online safety bill could not be used until “technically feasible” w/@AnnaSophieGross https://t.co/jg3CkHo1lx

— Cristina Criddle (@CristinaCriddle) September 6, 2023

I'd have let him get on with it, myself.

I guess the only tricky bit is finding an identical Florida man to replace him with so the kids don't know what happened to the last one.https://t.co/fC1G6P5boe

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) September 6, 2023

if you’re the outlier who shocked themselves 190 times, please DM me.

there are some fantastic career opportunities in infosec that would be perfect for you. pic.twitter.com/tFl3adsp2E

— April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril) September 6, 2023

Damn Microsoft, y’all weren’t paying for E5 Azure Log retention for your domain either? 😂🌶️🙈 pic.twitter.com/5PuXDyp82z

— Alex Ionescu (@aionescu) September 6, 2023

Note: secrets in crash dumps is a common thing. It's something hackers look for. The fact that Microsoft tried to prevent the key from going into the crashdump is evidence of how common the general problem is.

Sometimes they would be really hard to find. Sometimes it's a gross… https://t.co/xpEgVRU1Dk

— Robᵉʳᵗ Graham 𝕏 (@ErrataRob) September 7, 2023

“ISIS didn't know it was being recorded for months”

The videos ISIS didn’t want you to see: How grainy security footage could help hold abusers to account https://t.co/I2yQxiHGvb

— switched (@switch_d) September 6, 2023

https://t.co/UVZhzzOd15 pic.twitter.com/LWObLfDqb2

— ThunderOwl - Sci-Fi Assets. Owlified. 🇱🇻🇺🇦🌞 (@Thunder_Owl) September 5, 2023

If you’re on the fence about getting your kid a cellphone, my MIL stopped calling me and calls my kid instead

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2023