September 5, 2023
September 5, 2023
You think you have it bad? My wife's in infosec. I'm in software. I have to constantly pretend that I don't make apps poorly. One day she's gonna find out that the stuff she's bragging about hacking is the same stuff I make on a daily basis. I'm on borrowed time.
— bitrot ⌨️. (@bitr0t_) February 5, 2022
Remember if you never attribute any of it to yourself she can’t prove you actually wrote buggy code
— H0tP0ck3t (@brownteaming) February 5, 2022
I'd tell her it was the other devs but I'm the only dev
— bitrot ⌨️. (@bitr0t_) February 5, 2022
And you think you've got it bad? My wife writes historical crime fiction... on particular murder was by bonking a sleeping man with a large heavy blue bowl.
— Sean Mac (@minitru) February 6, 2022
Just like the one near the couch I nap on with one eye open.
There was a bus going through Béal na Bláth once and the bus driver announced to the passengers, 'This is where Michael Collins died' and someone on the bus said 'Tis a bad bend alright'.
— Martin Leahy (@TheNewReview2) August 18, 2023
What we know about the Wagner insurgency so far, and what it can teach founders about conflictual sales situations where your champion is at odds with their CFO, a 🧵
— Matt Turck (@mattturck) June 24, 2023
1/75
Especially relevant to those of us who hire our ex-con caterer as CFO...
— George Davis (@georgebdavis) June 24, 2023
Glad to hear you’re focused on best practices
— Matt Turck (@mattturck) June 24, 2023
UPDATE
— H I Sutton (@CovertShores) September 4, 2023
Russian Navy deceptive camouflage.
Analysis remains that this is intended to disrupt both maritime drones (USVs) attacks and satellite observation.
Rescue ship Epron is interesting, previously noted July 19 (https://t.co/eKXsKNNcqT)#OSINT pic.twitter.com/qBeJEDdPyx
28.5097, -82.2464
— rainbolt (@georainbolt) September 4, 2023
flight WN4456 to dallas, texas https://t.co/wte56mad9A pic.twitter.com/Qmt6QhX4dV
What was the seat number and altitude
— Arnold Bernault (@ahitposter) September 4, 2023
23,050 FT, 17F
— rainbolt (@georainbolt) September 4, 2023
In my defense, the guy at the pet store never told me the parrots weren’t machine washable. pic.twitter.com/zEKpXESRHL
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 31, 2019
I force myself to stay awake until 8:30PM to prove I'm not old.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) September 3, 2023
Three million Allied propaganda leaflets have been dropped on Germany today by bomber planes. RAF commander Arthur Harris sardonically notes: "The Nazis will have free toilet paper for rest of war." pic.twitter.com/5aP9WXyeJU
— Second World War tweets from 1939 (@RealTimeWWII) September 4, 2023
Geoff was one of the best I had the privilege to work with. A former quantum physics student at @Cambridge_Uni, expert witness at the @Microsoft antitrust trial, he owned the best site on windows reverse engineering https://t.co/DszcQRsEsb A true loss for the community. RIP. https://t.co/yZzK40bxeA
— Julien Vanegue (jvanegue@mathstodon.xyz) (@jvanegue) September 5, 2023
"At the party a pretty Chinese woman came up to me...asked me to go for a drink...when I got back to my hotel, she was in the reception...
— Professor Anne-Marie Brady FRSNZ (@Anne_MarieBrady) August 31, 2023
Clement invited the girl to his room. He woke to see all his documents strewn around - and the girl disappearing." https://t.co/EdtmureHEd
my rule of thumb for corvids:
— ✨@foundbysara on insta (@foundbysara) September 4, 2023
if it makes you go, "hm, is that a raven?" it is a crow. if it makes you go HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER SEEN—that is a raven.