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March 23, 2026

March 23, 2026

March 23, 2026

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— OSINTWarfare (@OSINTWarfare) March 22, 2026


Brb rebranding Pwn2Own as AI2Own

— ϻг_ϻε (@steventseeley) March 21, 2026


Jim Hacker: Humphrey, we have to do something about Iran.

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Prime Minister, the government is already doing a great deal.

Jim Hacker: Such as?

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Monitoring developments, coordinating with allies, reviewing contingency plans and…

— Marianne 🔆🌲❤️‍🔥 (@GreatAbysmal) March 22, 2026


Why bother hacking a politician's phone when the phone is sitting right there in the meeting room seving as a HOT MIC? According to @washingtonpost, Hungary's foreign minister reportedly regularly rang Russian counterpart Lavrov during breaks at EU summits, briefing him on the… pic.twitter.com/souTJbL48O

— Lukasz Olejnik, Ph.D, LL.M 𝛁 (@lukOlejnik) March 22, 2026


correspondent on cnn portugal: these missiles can't reach portugal but *faint smile* they CAN reach spain

— Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) March 22, 2026


The problem - which has caused problems for arms control for decades - is that missiles do not have inherent ranges. If you lower or raise the weight of the missile's payload, you are shortening and lengthening the range of the missile.

— Decker Eveleth (@dex_eve) March 21, 2026


The Iranian foreign minister, Araghchi, claimed in Feb that Iran has limited the range of its missiles to 2,000 km. Diego Garcia is around 3,800 km from the Iranian coast, but considering you're going to be launching from a bit inland, the range is probably around 4,400 km.

— Decker Eveleth (@dex_eve) March 21, 2026


A brief thread on the Diego Garcia strike, in response to some of the more...creative interpretations going around:

— Decker Eveleth (@dex_eve) March 21, 2026


I'm sure there's no possible ironic outcome to training AI to strip the last molecules of flesh from a skeleton https://t.co/YEQZ0F1vVx

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) March 22, 2026


Germany's spy agency spent decades being mocked as sluggish. Its solution is to build a second agency next to the first one? Germany's Foreign Intelligence Service (BND) is to have a "German NSA" - a center for signals intelligence (SIGINT), encryption-breaking, AI-powered… pic.twitter.com/UUnI0D1yGC

— Lukasz Olejnik, Ph.D, LL.M 𝛁 (@lukOlejnik) March 21, 2026


Seems that 9 Chrome CVE of c6eed0 came frome vibe coded fuzzing not from agentic :)
So many duplicates and chaos... https://t.co/0C0i4QAw7C

— Toan Pham (@__suto) March 21, 2026


Spokesperson for the Iranian Armed Forces' Central Command Ebrahim Zolfaghari:

"Hey Trump! You are fired! You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Central Headquarters of Khatam-al Anbiya" pic.twitter.com/DSv5L4qblv

— Faytuks News (@Faytuks) March 22, 2026


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