July 23, 2022

I'm not sure people understand the reason having a functional, capable, independent, dedicated cybersecurity incident investigation body could be of great benefit. To put it one way... The neverending stream of cybersecurity breaches is, in a sense, caused by lies.

My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours.

The #PanamaPapers whistleblower said they reached out to @nytimes and @WSJ, but the journalists there “were uninterested.”

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Linux Kernel Runtime Guard (LKRG) 0.9.4 by @Adam_pi3 et al. is out, featuring more consistent log messages suitable for both automated analysis and human consumption, as well as adding support for more longterm Linux kernels and for the OpenRC init system.

Spyware vendor Candiru is back! @Avast detected a Candiru client hacking targets' computers in Lebanon, Turkey, Yemen, and Palestine via a Chrome 0day on compromised websites

8yo: The internet is down. I’m going to go play at my friend’s house Me: Ok, have fun! 8yo: *Leaves* Me: *Turns router back on*

Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath." Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"

The talk by @bert_hu_bert from yesterday evening:

"so you must agree, that the only crime committed here was that of love", I say to the jury, "Because my client absolutely loves to steal car stereos"

*planting a gallon of milk* I am a cow farmer.