British Museum: "We swear that all these lovely things were acquired totally legally, honestly, and not at all lootedly and please don't ask us for the receipts because we, er, we're really bad at filing."

British royal family: "We totally nicked this." pic.twitter.com/TjLF63A1si

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) August 17, 2023

Struggling to figure out how 8 billionaires who want to replace workers with robots are losing the narrative to 10,000 professional storytellers and the 150,000 hottest people in the world

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) August 17, 2023

The older I get the more I understand why my Grandparents mumbled under their breath.

— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) August 17, 2023

Me: I hate it when I realize I’ve made a bad decision, but I’m too far in to turn back.

Bartender: One more then?

Me: Yep

— Darla (@ddsmidt) August 29, 2018

When you realize a spearphishing attack is much easier than whatever other complicated thing you spent hours trying to do https://t.co/pfj1ThSWPa

— 🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ (@snipeyhead) August 17, 2023

If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.

— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) February 26, 2019

This made me laugh. pic.twitter.com/mdpU3HmoFO

— TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 5x💉 (@BettinaSRoss1) August 17, 2023

I don't know who needs to see this, but here is a live webcam from a waterfall in Alaska where brown bears are fishing for salmonhttps://t.co/DEsRo9NEMx

— Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater) August 17, 2023

Bad io_uring: A New Era of Rooting for Android#MobileSecurity #AndroidSecurity#BlackHatUSA23 [SLIDES] by @Markak_ https://t.co/9WAkRS4lQF pic.twitter.com/0VPuVO0VWX

— Mobile Security (@mobilesecurity_) August 15, 2023

me leaving the monastery https://t.co/K17P8EoVAg

— janis jopping (@advancedhagging) August 17, 2023

Fight me. pic.twitter.com/keeT1LprBv

— Vickie Wang 王宇平 (@VickieDeTaiwan) August 16, 2023

https://t.co/x6ZkNNBxkL

— Dr. Dan Lomas (@Sandbagger_01) August 17, 2023