“Well, fellas, whichever one of you’s the fastest is gonna have a great story to tell.” pic.twitter.com/Zkn8CsVUv8

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) March 13, 2021

Liu Yu of Liu-Song was about to fight a battle. Someone remarked, "You shouldn't fight on a Jiazi day; that's the day King Zhou of Shang lost his state." Liu Yu remarked, "Doesn't that mean it's the same day that King Wu of Zhou gained his?" The man could not reply.

— Sima Guang (@Sima_Guang) August 9, 2023

yeah sure who fucking cares anymore pic.twitter.com/L50fJVP1mh

— jay 🐕🔜 denfur (@cybercanid) August 12, 2023

Gold griffin protome. Culture: Greek, c. 7th century BC. Collection: Phoenix Ancient Art. pic.twitter.com/GvmbEqvIgv

— Archaeology & Art (@archaeologyart) August 11, 2023