The Ghoulish Times | 03.13.26
Hello, ghouls. Here I am once again with a new issue of The Ghoulish Times. Today is Friday the 13th and we are a horror company. Obviously we are doing a sale today. Even less surprising, the sale is… everything’s 13% off (guess how we came up with THAT number).

Starting right now and ending Friday 11:59PM CST in our WEBSTORE, the 13% discount will be automatically applied to online orders. PLUS, from 12pm-8pm, the same discount will be applied to in-person shopping at our physical retail shop in San Antonio. Shop online HERE or in-person at 628 S Saint Marys, Suite 102, San Antonio, TX.
Perks exclusive to in-person shopping include:
A FREE magnet when your total is $25.00 or more (before taxes)
A FREE bumper sticker when your total is $50.00 or more (before taxes)
A FREE t-shirt when your total is $100.00 or more (before taxes, sizes not guaranteed)
Oh hello here’s another event we’re hosting at the shop this weekend. This time the event is on Saturday from 12pm-8pm.

It’s a movie popup! I’m selling a bunch of movies from my personal collection. I’ve been collecting for, like, a decade, and now I am desperate for money, so it’s time to sell this shit. Some very good stuff in great condition! Many of it still sealed! Stuff from Vinegar Syndrome, Arrow Video, Criterion, Terror Video, etc. Please come on down to our shop in San Antonio and relieve me of this burden! Thank you.
Hey, speaking of being desperate for money, did you miss my new Patreon that I’ve been promoting to an almost-annoying degree? You did? Well hell, I’m glad I thought to share it again in this newsletter. Subscribe TODAY! Here’s what you might have missed this month so far:
The Horror Punchline (essay)
The Corpse Box (short story)
Okay that’s it for now. Thank you.
—max