Zero Width Narwhals
Hello, friends. Pneumonia sucked. It’s getting warmer. I can’t stop 3d printing random tchotchkes. My new job began stressful but is quickly getting better...
pneumonia induced bullet points
I have been sick ever since coming back from NYC eight days ago. Sick got sicker and now I’m on multiple antibiotics and I’m tired.I took thisI have been...
the frank abides
Hello. Haven’t sent one of these out since October. I am still here. Here are some tidbits… — I’M A BUSINESS BOY AGAIN I started a new job at Ramp a couple...
🇫🇷 fwank was in fwance 🏎️
Hello. I’m in the Montreal airport. I still have several hours before my flight back to STL boards. I ate lots of cheese and drank lots of wine. I made new...
mostly just videos of children falling over
As most of you probably know by now, I was laid off yesterday from a company that I helped start four years ago. While it’s an unfortunate end to my journey...
pineapple orville conch
Hello! We’ll begin with a Scooter: Obligatory Scooter I haven’t sent an email in a bit. Because I forgot. So here is some random crap in the form of a list:...
Good Morning!
Hello. I have some questions for you. Please respond with your answers. I am going to respond to each question with my own answer but please know that I am...
frank visited the land of ports ⛴️
Miscellaneous Facts: I went to Portland, Oregon last week and it was fun. This newsletter is mostly just to share pictures from the trip.I now own an ebike....
I am the kwisatz haderach of laserin' stuff 🪱
Hello! Lately I've been thinking a lot about how some things involve lasers and some don't. Do you ever think about that? Small Things I've upgraded my...
a frank laser tutorial ⚡️
How to design and produce your first laser cut project: Step 1: Google "how to design for laser cutting" and stumble around the internet until you find...
happy new year
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take a laser hike, pilot 🎄
Hello! Merry Christmas! Happy holidays! Festive winter! Have a beautiful chilly day! Podcast: This American Life: Christmas and Commerce (thanks for the...
regal muppets gotta go fast
Hi, everyone! Short email today. I'm taking some time away from work and the holiday spirit is starting to set in. 🎄 Here's some stuff: In the last 48 hours...
beeper bob's infectious buffalo
Hello. Let's start with a story! Have you been following the Beeper Mini drama this week?! An app came out on Tuesday that let Android devices communicate...
modal morpheus coin hat
Hello. I'm watching The Matrix Resurrections as I write this. I recently re-watched the original trilogy. So far it's basically the exact opposite of what I...
legendary dog factory
Hello. Stuffing is my favorite Thanksgiving food. I've been leaving drawings at Steve's Hot Dogs and they made an Instagram post about it. They are very nice...
pokemon drag casserole
Hello, friends! I had a refreshingly odd week. I've been making a lot of illustrations, sticking lots of stickers, learning some piano songs, and playing...
boiled turtle notation
Hello. It's Monday night. I'm sitting in my favorite green chair with my turtle footstool. I'm watching The Suicide Squad (2021). Not to be confused with...
beefify your birds
Hello, punks. Have you seen my website everybeef.com? It has all the beefs you know and love. It's got #beefc1, #2beef4, even #f4beef. You can even beefify...
are baking dishes oven-safe?
Hi, friends! This week I asked my neighbor if baking dishes are typically oven-safe. Then I laughed at myself for a few minutes cause that's a real silly...
halloweentown, diamonds, & synods
Hi. Here is some stuff. Good Links Game: Connections (a NYT daily word game)Recipe: Szechuan Pork Noodle Stir-FryVideo: How an oscillating sprinkler...
ray johnson & a good good bag
Why emails? I like sharing things. I like interacting with people. I like making stuff. I like trying new things. I like gluing things to other things. I...