Get Waxed

What ends up important to you is a combination of what was important to your parents, what you never had, and what you couldn't have imagined. · Runnin' Down a Dream

                June 26, 2017

            Get Waxed

            Unfortunately, I wasted these letters' best subject line yet on this unfinished one, left two weeks ago when I ran out of adderall.

It was a particularly fun and restful vacation, but I am once again pilled-up and Ready To Tweet.

Another ("complete") letter will be headed your way soon, I'm sure, but in the interim, there's the first episode of Runnin' Down a Dream to listen to! (That's the show Eryn, Maddie, and have been planning to produce since Spring about our local shenanigans.)

And! Isiah's killed it once again with his hilarious Yelp! bit that's currently gracing the frontpage.

I'll talk to ya soon.

AMPHETAMINE COUNT: 0
I heard a 15-year-old say it to his friend after he was berated for dropping a bag of chips, and it’s now my new favorite phrase.
The other night, I was a bit upset over some Very Old News, so Eryn took me driving (God bless,) and I said something really insightful, under the influence:

What ends up important to you is a combination of what was important to your parents, what you never had, and what you couldn't have imagined.

Of course, I didn’t intend for these to become yet another form of Extratone aggregation, but it would appear that a personal newsletter for me, at this point, isn’t altogether too different from those you receive from your Editor-in-Chief, and it looks like I should get as much word to you, ASAP, as I’ve run out of pills until the 28th.

Is it possible to ironically hyperlink?

You need to have a look at Isiah’s account of his Soylent experience - it’s genuinely entertaining and educational. Also, I made my best attempt, yesterday, at those end-of-week Best of the News lists that EiCs occasionally maintain.Somehow, I managed to lose my glasses when Eryn and I went out, Friday night. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been without corrective lenses in These Fucked Streets. I’ve had to enlarge the text on my phone and laptop to Huge, Elderly mode, which is very embarrassing. I am now carless, blind, and - for some reason - grieving again over [the big happening,] but at least the website is doing well!!!

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