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March 18, 2021

everything else: in the rcu this would be a 'shinyletter'

dear internet,

some texts i have sent about riverdale, containing i suppose light spoilers for seasons 1-3 if your eyes aren't open to the truth, which is that nothing can spoil the sheer brain-smoothening joy of actually watching riverdale:
  • also. i've started riverdale. it's the worst show i've ever watched and i'm addicted
  • please join me in hell. riverdale is under quarantine and there's a new drug called fizzle rocks
  • RIVERDALE MADE A ROSEMARY'S BABY REFERENCE
  • madchen amick just said 'your milquetoast father'
  • i am watching riverdale and i feel like i'm in a cult now
  • cheryl just said archnemesi
  • i think the galaxy brain take is that people are annoying. no one has ever said this before. certainly not jughead jones in this episode of riverdale i'm currently watching at 1.5x speed
  • oh good. archie went to a prison called shankshaw
  • i asked our mother to name riverdale characters and she said 'cheryl strayed'
  • he said i'm weird i'm a weirdo. i literally have never felt more at peace
  • riverdale should do an old hollywood episode if they haven't yet. give me all cheryl's lines but in a transatlantic accent
  • jingle jangle black hood. this is the only show in the world

love,
t

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