No nonsense? No way!
Just say no.
There’s no stopping you, no-one except yourself.
It doesn’t mean you’re no fun –
On the contrary, you live in a world where no is all around you!
No smoking indoors, no alcohol outdoors, no drugs anywhere
No littering no spitting no loitering no gambling at bus terminals
No running no jumping no diving in the swimming pool
No shorts, no sandals, no loose Fitting or Baggy Jeans, no jerseys, no hats no trainers! Shhh! No talking!
No touching the paintings at a gallery, or yourself in any public space, for that matter – look ma, no hands!
I said Shhh! No talking!
We’ve gone from no dogs no blacks no Irish – not in my house – to no DSS, no scroungers, no (unauthorised) overnight stays...
Insurers promise you no win no fee and no claims bonus for your no emissions vehicle, provided there's no speeding, no u-turns, no drink-driving, and no stopping at a box junction
NO PAIN NO GAIN!
And there’s no space for prams or pushchairs, no bicycles (unless they fold) –
In fact, no heavy luggage here sir, it will have to be checked in
And no firearms or ammunition
No explosives and flammable devices
No chemical items, especially corrosive and toxic substances
No stunning devices (don’t flatter yourself)
No sharp objects liable to cause injury
No workman’s tools
No blunt instruments
No security-type cases
And no aerosols, creams and liquids over 100ml in your hand luggage please!
No feeding the animals at the zoo. As for the ones outside it...
No feeding the pigeons, cats, dogs, rats or mice (whatever you think the difference is
between the last two, it ain’t enough of one)
In fact, no pets
And no heavy petting – I see you, you randy bastards
No sex please, we’re millennials
We eat no meat, no fish, no eggs, no diary, no added sugar or salt – no ifs, no buts!
So just say no. I won’t take no for an answer!
No no no no no no no no no no no no – there’s no limit to the number of things you
cannot do that you live with
So just say no. I won’t take no for an answer!