[SC 2.4.4] It is approximately the weekend
This week has been a lot, and it’s only Wednesday.
That said, Wednesday is closer to being over than started for my geographic area. And that means it’s almost Thursday, which is close to Friday. What I’m trying to say is that it is approximately the weekend.
Compsci boffin publishes proof-of-concept code for 54-year-old zero-day in Universal Turing Machine
So, the foundation of all modern computing is exploitable. Cool. Got it.
Plants Yell When They’re Stressed Out
same
Paleontologists theorize the T-Rex had kissable lips and an ass that won’t quit
also same
Big Tech’s big downgrade
Numbers must go up until they lose all meaning.
The shape of Kirby
“Kirby is a mirror, but instead of glass, he uses his stretchy mouth and prodigious stomach to reflect who we are.”
Salesforce Park’s notorious NFT-backed Sho Restaurant goes silent
who could have forseen this, etc.
Tour Burj Al Babas, a Massive Abandoned Town of Disney-esque Castles
Magical realism: capitalism edition!
AI and the American Smile
Read any and everything jenka writes.
The age of average
I want the complete opposite of whatever this is.
The Mysterious Deep Time Movements of Snails
“From such a perspective, rather than being any kind of deficiency, the highly successful passivity of snails might be seen as a remarkable evolutionary achievement.”
The hellish design of the Crusader Kings video games
This is a design link. Sorry!
The Stinky Seaweed Blob Approaching Florida Is Absolutely Humongous
There are some very easy jokes to make here, but I won’t.
Safari releases are development hell
It is difficult to A) want browser diversity and B) pretend Safari is a good browser.
Feedly launches strikebreaking as a service
Hey! If you use Feedly: don’t.
The blue beauty with an impressive coat of fuzz
TIL about lil’ blue bees that make thick honey.