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October 22, 2025

Bind-to-LambdaCase, text adventures, and insurance claim frequencies

Everyone loves Haskell idioms, right? But we also love text adventures. And do you know how often major claims are made against home insurance? Soon you do!

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Non-Obvious Haskell Idiom: Bind to Lambda Case

We continue to look into non-obvious code that should become second nature to someone reading production Haskell. This time, we'll see something like

lift (Queue.getAt position) >>= \case
  Nothing -> throwError "That position holds no member."
  Just c -> pure c

Full article (1–3 minute read): Non-Obvious Haskell Idiom: Bind to Lambda Case

The Greatness of Text Adventures

I like text adventures a lot. They're a great form of game. They're a little more cognitively challenging than clicking things in graphical games, but they're also highly immersive and rewarding to play.

Full article (8–24 minute read): The Greatness of Text Adventures

Flashcard of the week

How often are major claims made against home insurance?

This is basically another way of asking "how often should you expect a disaster in your home, such as flooding, fire, etc.?"

I know something in my life hinged on this number, but I do not remember what. At that time, I had to estimate it based on what I've heard from people around me. Several months later I found the actual statistic and it was exactly what I expected it to be!

Roughly every 20 years.

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