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July 10, 2022

The English Premier League's Best Hairstyles

The EPL's Best Hairstyles

The world can be a cruel, hard place. It is the human condition to want to feel special and unique within this unforgiving existence. How one attempts to accomplish this should be their own personal decision, and not debated by other human beings. After all, we all must find our own reason to continue on with our daily lives, to combat the monotony, to overcome the trials and tribulations that plague us all. These guys chose to accomplish this through their cool hairstyles!













5. Kyle Walker

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  • Classic, smart hairstyle. Kyle must have his barber on speed dial because he's always looking sharp and clean cut on gameday. We Salute you, Kyle Walker!

4. Josh Dasilva

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  • The English national Josh Dasilva here takes the "Clean" look to a new level. At the young age of 23, we hope to see a lot more from Josh and his exuberant ways in the coming seasons.

3. Aleksandar Mitrovic

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  • Aleksandar looks good, and he knows it. Such a precise 'do on our Serbian friend here, it's hard to find any real flaws with this one. Only piece of advice for him here would be to get a shave and a haircut on the same day. He's probably paying double by getting them at different times, if the difference in beard and hair length are any indication.

2. Ricardo Pereira

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  • Ricardo, Ricardo, Ricardo. What do we have here? Oh it's just one of the most aerodynamic cuts in the league. This hairstyle is built for speed, and the fullback will need it if he is going to contend against the best strikers in the world next season!

1. Leo Ostigard

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  • I think most of you reading this new this was coming. Leo Ostigard is a true gentleman and has made himself into a fashion icon with cuts like this one. I can't help but wonder how often he has to maintain this beautiful style. Rumor is, he gets edged up at halftime of every game. Leo, you truly are one of a kind.

Flashiness never scared any of these guys. They are ready to show up, and show out for the 2022 Premier League season.

Let this be a warning to everyone else in the league. Step it up, or get left behind looking in the mirror at your boring, little hair.

  • Ed Sweet
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