In memory of potatoes we have known and loved
Hi, guys. I wasn’t sure if I was going to be able to write anything this week, but I found that I wanted to, actually. I hope you’ll excuse a break from the...
I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Hey, folks. Well, you were wrong! And for the record, I am sorry I resorted to using that gif. I’m too lazy to look for another one. IT’S BEEN AWHILE. Have...
Your middle name is cutie pie
Bustin' into your inbox like E3 was this week, the summit of all things video games. I didn’t tune in while it was happening, just watched the reactions roll...
You are the green wonder of June
After some confusion, summer has finally arrived in Virginia. The solstice is still a week or so off, but trust me, y’all: it’s summer here. I know there are...
twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death
Hey, friends. I work in retail, and I’m real good at it, but this is how my face feels at the end of the week. Smi-ling? How work? This week, I had an...
No Place I'd Rather Be
How was your Memorial Day weekend, all? If you’re not in the states, how was your totally normal weekend? Did you get to lounge around or did you stand...
When the sun came up, I was lookin' at you
Yo. Did you know, before Dana Scully became my hero, before Sam Carter showed me grace under pressure and Veronica Mars snuck into a single office, I had...
It's dangerous to go alone
(That’s me. Sneaking into your inbox.) How are you guys doing? Holding up okay? Where I live, the tree pollen has coated everything and everyone. Language...
What I Like About You
Let’s just start off on that note. I missed a week, I’m sorry. Life happened. I can’t promise it won’t happen again. I suppose it’s time we have the “I’m not...
On this day in 2015
I knew when I decided to start doing this thing that there were going to be weeks when writing it felt like a battle. This was one of those weeks. But here...
Sing Me A New Song
So, here we are again. Trying to recapture that first newsletter magic. Me too, Dan Rad. This week was Sibling Day, which is one of those holidays that...
Some Information About Penguins
Hey, y'all. This is the first newsletter, whoa! Please bear with me while I figure this shit out. The title of this thing, btw, comes from this. This is me:...