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March 21, 2025

Don't Encourage the Death Eaters

Hi, Donut Bees!

Spring has finally arrived! Baseball season has begun (no, really!). Brackets are busted!

The Tiger, Clemson's mascot, looks bereft as the team simply cannot compete with McNeese.
We are all The Tiger. Every day.

As you navigate this weird world, hopefully these latest good/evil updates from the corporate world will help you make informed decisions.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with.

Whether you want it or not, everything you say to the Alexa who lives in your Echo speakers or smart displays will be sent to the Amazon cloud starting on March 28th. This of course raises privacy issues, but the gist is that you can either choose NOT to use your Echo or you choose to allow Amazon to record what you say.

Newscaster Kent Brockman from The Simpsons says, "I for one welcome our new robot overlords."
Give them all your data.

Moving on to a different AI topic, it should go without saying that you shouldn’t pirate books. If you’re going to be a Donut Bee, that’s a pretty simple request. Writers work so hard to create stories, research their topics, and to pull it all together in a cohesive presentation. Book purchases are their compensation. If you can’t afford a book, GO TO YOUR LIBRARY. Authors DO get compensated by our library systems.

In reference to a specific pirated books database, Meta used one named LibGen to train its AI database. You read that right. Meta pirated books for its Llama AI model.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard with his face in his palm.
Look what you made Picard do.

Do Not Enter

As tariffs are enacted and ridiculous rhetoric dials up, US tourism from all foreign countries is forecasted to drop 5 percent. Travel from Canada is expected to decline 15 percent. It might get worse, too, as border detentions involving European travelers have caused several governments to issue advisories about travel to the US.

One Canadian airline canceled flights to Tennessee. I assume Shoresy approves.

Lisa Simpson has a Canada sticker on her travel bag.
Safe Everywhere Except the US

I Can’t Believe You Don’t Shut Up

Harry Potter creator JK Rowling continues to extinguish any goodwill her fans may have had as she bashed the Vagina Museum in London for their trans inclusive policies. After her post was viewed half a million times, the museum exceeded their fundraising goal.

Stop Hitting Yourself

Do you really need a Tesla Takedown if the company keeps taking itself down?

An image of a bunch of cybertrucks with the caption a group of cybertrucks is called a "brittle"
Watch out for flying bits.

When You Take Kayfabe Too Far

The minority owner of WWE and Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, worked this week to dismantle the Department of Education (does she understand her job title?) and held an anti-trans day of awareness.

A skeet from All Elite Wrestling's Hangman Adam Page that shows a photo of one of his plants he's growing along with the comment look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend.  soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh?  isnt that nice?’
I guess you can support WWE or you can follow this incredibly wholesome individual from a rival organization.

That’s it for this week. Please share any stories that I may have missed and I’ll include them next week.

Have the best weekend,
Kim

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