Season 3, Episode 6: Letter to Gorbachev
It’s only season three, are the writers really out of ideas at this point? What was the pitch for this show even? “Rose has the mental capacity of a nine year old?” Yea, we already know that.
Speaking of mental, Sophia is trying to do magic for some variety show for some other super cool senior citizen club thing they belong to but for only one episode. Meanwhile. Rose is the troop leader to some stupid rip off of girl scouts, to which she wears full Native American headdress and runs outside, moving her hand in front of her mouth while she hoots. You know, the racist stereotype that apparently was acceptable to show on television.
Meanwhile, most of the show is a dream sequence in which the girls stand in front of cheap set piece and pretend to be speaking in front of all Russia, apparently. Blanche does the sexy “Happy Birthday” Marilyn Monroe thing because she such a huge fucking slut.
Turns out the President thinks that Rose is a nine year old girl and since she is not, she cannot go meet with the president. Who calls her at the end of the episode. And then, cheesecake? Did I get this right? I hated this.
