November 3, 2020

Countdown to Christmas

Does the Hallmark Channel run out of names for their 472 Christmas movies?

The Christmas Wish

The Christmas Dish

The Wish for Christmas

The Christ in Christmas

Jesus Tik Tokked me

A Scandal for Christmas

A Christmas Pyramid Scheme

Beekeeper Christmas

The Christmas Hornet

The 12 Gays of Christmas (kidding, that would never happen)

The Christmas Cook

Cooking Christmas

Jingle Juul

Charlie Manson’s Christmas Secret

Wokemas

The Christmas Courtesan

The Sleigh With the Wreath on its Mistletoe

Rock of Love with Christmas Michaels

Cooky Christmas

Merry KKKristmas

Fyre Festival of Lights

Don’t trust a Jewish Guy Under the Mistletoe

Don’t Trust a Jewish Person on Christmas (rejected title)

Mistletoe Mamma