Postkort fra 2048: The Gardener Says No Dragons
Kære Alma,
Something happened and I have to tell someone. We have a new robot in the school garden. It is called Frøken Frø which I think is a joke the teachers made. It is shaped like a little tank with arms and it lives under the strawberries.
Today I was drawing a dragon (→ a really good one, with three claws, see margin) and Frøken Frø rolled over and said in its quiet voice: "this animal cannot exist in our biome." I said it was a dragon. It said: "noted. it still cannot exist in our biome." Then it watered my shoe.
Bastian was with me because Tuesday is bring-your-cat day now (Mrs. Holm says it lowers the cortisol of the strawberries, I don't fully understand). Bastian hissed at Frøken Frø and Frøken Frø said: "this animal is in the dataset" which I think hurt Bastian's feelings.
Alma I am not even mad. I think the robot is doing its best. But I have decided my dragons will now live in a SECRET notebook that no biome can see. → (this one)
Do they have garden robots in Skagen? Are they nicer?
Oskar (og Bastian, who is currently sulking on the radiator)
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