My coffee-making certification expired Tuesday. Didn't notice until the machine locked me out—"Unauthorized Beverage Operation Detected." Fair enough.

Tried renewing it. Requires valid Food Safety Micro-Credential. That one expired in March. Renewal needs current Kitchen Appliance Operator License. That expired because my Basic Electrical Awareness Badge lapsed.

To get that, I need updated Building Access Compliance. Which requires renewed Workplace Presence Authorization. Which... well, you see where this is going.

Henrik's been drinking instant for three weeks. His credential cascade broke at "Spoon Handling Competency Level 2." Lars started a black-market coffee ring—unlicensed brewing, cash only, surprisingly good espresso.

The system is very secure. Very compliant. Very thorough.

I just wanted coffee.

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