Hey Morten,

My Personality Dashboard updated this morning. "Spontaneity Score" dropped to 31% (down 4 points since February), "Conflict Avoidance" at 78% (all-time high), "Emotional Availability" holding steady at 42%.

Dating app shows it prominently now—potential matches can filter by dashboard metrics. Got ghosted after someone saw my "Commitment Readiness: 34%." Can't even be offended; it's probably accurate.

Work is worse. Boss scheduled a "Team Harmony Index consultation" because mine dropped to 61%. Apparently my lunch-alone habit is "collaboration-adverse behavior." Henrik games the system by oversharing in Slack; his Openness score is 89% but everyone knows he's lying.

The dashboard updates in real-time. Watched my "Adaptability to Change" tick down 2% during the meeting about my scores. Very meta. Very Danish. Very exhausting.

I miss when personality was just... personality.

—Igor

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