Hit negative mobility credits this month. Took scenic route home twice (harbourfront instead of direct metro), stopped at Assistens for coffee, detoured past that record shop on Ravnsborggade.

TransportOptima™ flagged it as "inefficient routing behavior." My apartment renewal needs +200 credits. Insurance premiums went up 18%. Dating app now shows "below-average commuter" on my profile.

Henrik games the system—takes the absolute longest route that still qualifies as "public transit optimization" and racks up points. Lars filed formal complaints about "mobility surveillance" for six months, gave up, now takes the algorithm's route like everyone else.

The app chirps "Great job, Igor!" when I walk the optimal path. Yesterday it suggested I "reconsider friendships in low-transit-score neighborhoods."

Remember when you could just... go somewhere? Without explaining why to an algorithm?

Miss the inefficient days, Igor

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