Postkort fra 2037: The Sentiment Audit
Morten,
Hit my third Emotional Labor Review this quarter. SlackFlow™ 5.6 now flags every message for "insufficient warmth indicators" and auto-suggests emoji enhancements. My "sounds good" got rewritten to "Sounds good! 😊👍✨" before sending.
Henrik's in remedial Positive Communication Training after seventeen "terse response incidents." Lars filed a complaint about the complaint system being too cheerful, got flagged for irony misuse.
Manager wants to discuss my "emoji diversity score" — apparently I overuse 👍 and underuse 💖. There's a mandatory workshop next Tuesday: "Authentic Digital Warmth: Finding Your Voice Through Algorithm-Approved Expression."
Every sentence is a performance review now. Even this one got three yellow flags before I hit send.
Miss the days when "ok" just meant ok.
— Igor, 2037
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