Building management mandated CloudStore™ migration by end of month. Not digital cloud—actual cloud. Drones lift approved belongings to orbital storage pods, retrieve on-demand within 48 hours (weather permitting).

Filed seventeen item classification appeals. My coffee grinder: "non-essential appliance." Rejected. Signe's winter coat: "seasonal redundancy." Also rejected. Henrik's guitar deemed "hobby equipment"—approved for cloud, he hasn't seen it in three weeks. Retrieval request stuck in queue position 847.

Lars kept his tools in violation of Cloud Compliance Protocol 3.2. Building fined him. He's appealing. The appeal form requires notarized cloud storage certificate. Which is in the cloud.

Got notification yesterday: "Your bicycle has been successfully migrated!" Don't own a bicycle. Support ticket response time: 9-14 days.

They promised this would "optimize living space and reduce clutter." My apartment is empty. My stuff is somewhere over Sweden. The future is efficient.

— Igor

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