"You just triggered my fight or flight response... and I am a flightless bird."
You know, it's quite weird getting older! I was in a situation recently where someone asked me for advice and me of five years ago would've truly been like...
"Looks To Me Like You're On The Wrong Side Of The River!"
So, as many of you know, the newsletter normally goes out between 11am-1pm, but if y'all had the weeks I had, you would understand why it wasn't even written...
Summer is just rolling away
Hello friends and welcome to Thursday! I am so exhausted. The Thursday before a holiday weekend which marks the end of summer is truly a *choice*, and one I...
"Listen up, let me tell you a story!"
Oh! Shucks! It's Thursday! I only realized this because I was sprinting out of the subway this morning as it changed over from Wednesday to today, trying to...
Apparently breaks are good actually?
Hello humans and happy Thursday. I'm on the first vacation I've taken this year (yes it's August. No, we will not talk about it), and I don't have a single...
"I want you to know that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
Happy Thursday! I would update you all again on my video game adventures but wow - I am bad at Bioshock! I'm on easy and I cannot get past a certain level...
How many gaming hours is too many hours?
So last week I was saying how I couldn't focus on anything except for one video that didn't deserve the publicity my newsletter could give it so I wouldn't...
Does anyone even still watch Riverdale??
How is everyone's focus doing? Good? Mine is truly beyond the garbage! I cannot look at anything for long without becoming bored and throwing it away. Except...
*stares into the unending void*
Hi y'all - the rona got me. No worries, I'm fine - just living the fact that when you don't rest, your body will make you rest -- by catching the plague that...
Please give me movie recommendations!
Hi everyone and happy Thursday! This weekend is going to be hot, hot enough that even I gave up my suffering to turn on an air conditioner! Did you know that...
maybe i should sell my pottery...
Hello there friends and happy Thursday! To be fair, I know it's Thursday because of the calendar, and not because my soul feels like it is Thursday! It's...
just emailing through the apocalypse, am I right?
The fun thing about these newsletters is when I write them really depends. Sometimes it's obvious that I've written them the night before due to the frantic...
of course you won't break my soul; beyonce said so!
Welcome to a new week my friends! I’m assuming you all heard about Beyoncé’s newest single drop (and if you didn’t, here you go). Beyoncé understands the 9-5...
anyone else crawling towards a long weekend?
Someone said to me recently was that if I wanted to start figuring out next steps for my life goals, I had to... *gasp* figure out life goals??? It honestly...
anyone want to take some books off my hands?
Good afternoon, friends! Welcome to the end of another week and we have made it! Almost! Idk about you, I have Summer Fridays, and if you don't, suffer!! How...
always carry an umbrella just in case it rains!
Hello friends! The world is still garbage and as I'm writing this there is a massive storm going on outside but I got to sit and gossip about work, life, and...
what a week
I don't know of a funny way to say that this country is a trash fire and every day is a new disappointment but truly it feels like we're just seeing a new...
it's non-fiction book recommendation time!
Well gosh dang, I'm so glad I have a newsletter because sit down y'all do I have a tale for you! And sorry in advance - this one is long! As a member of the...
keep fighting the good fight, y'all
I really don't have anything today, y'all. This week wiped me the fuck out, highlighted with a migraine that almost made me throw up on camera. :/ But still...
apparently drop-kicking a laptop into the ocean is....bad
Hooooo boy it has been a week. So if you're able to take a few minutes to chill with me, I'm honored. If you need to go like, scream at the sky instead, I...