Congratulations, favourite humans! You are now eligible to receive emails from me… count yourselves lucky, and make sure to open and read every new email you see from me.

I am pretty sure I will figure out how to personalize these, but for now there are only two of you (Nicki & Gabor, in case you were wondering) so for the time being that should be pretty simple.

Nabor.

Or Gicki.

Anyway this will all be part of my testing and I will keep pestering you about it if you do not open, read, reply, and fawn over everything that you receive.

Plus, I think having a high open rate actually does help my email sender reputation and stuff, soooo… ya… read!