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I would like this more if the print wasn’t ass ugly.
It’s giving three wolf moon (multiple kitten moon?) but it’s also cute.
I like how pleased the dragon head looks.
OH NO, I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THIS ONE. I feel like this duck and the dragon head cane could be friends. There should be fanfic.
This is kind of ugly, but it has me wondering if there’s a cane with a naked guy on it (edit: NOPE).
When you are REALLY into the Western aesthetic but can’t edit that idea at all, so you just use ALL OF THE WESTERN MOTIFS.
Well, this is unsettling and kinda objectifying. Of course, the boobs do not look like actual boobs. Also, the face. WHAT IS THAT EXPRESSION?
If there were a Yorkie version of this cane, I would probably buy it. Unfortunately, this thing looks like the 3D version of one of those duck or bunny illustrations. (Note: I HATE linking to Wikipedia, but my browser kept crashing when I tried to link to an actual article about the duck or bunny illusion.)
For when you need to let everyone know how much you love your Chevy. It would be funny if Tesla released a Cybertruck branded cane, since it would absolutely fit in with the other stupid shit (like this SEVENTY DOLLAR bottle opener) they’re trying to sell the dorks who have already paid upwards of $100k for a horrible truck that looks like an eight-year old designed it.
I feel like if I saw a restaurant where the tablecloths had this print on them, I would want to go to said restaurant immediately because you know that the restaurant probably has good appetizers and/or desserts. The print doesn’t quite have the same effect on a cane.
This is kind of pretty, but you could also do some damage with the horn part. Yikes.
This is giving “nonbinary wizard,” and if I didn’t already have multiple canes, I would absolutely buy one of these.
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