Archive Report #13
Bean Kinds, An Inventor, Effort Sizing, Reading List, Good Molding
Refried beans
Re: fried beans
Regarding fried beans
Chat
P1: Here comes Jim. Put on your headphones and look busy.
P2: He struts around this place like he invented the bowel movement.
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ALT: A triptych with the words "Above and beyond will put you below and beyond." wrapping around a drawing of a skull.
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Read more poetry than business prose. Not only will it leave you more sufferable at meal times, but it will also equip you with a better grasp of humanity when it’s your turn to make decisions about how other people work. It's worth noting, however, that the generation that invented rock and roll, and the one after that expanded on those principles, are currently the most vigorous advocates for a Return to the Office, so it requires constant vigilance.
"After taking several readings I'm surprised to find my mind still fairly sound." - W. Nelson
He couldn't pass through the door way between the living room and the dining room without jumping and tapping a perfect triplet on the top of the door frame. I mean, he could, of course. Any time he wanted to. But what would become of his vertical, or his time feel? Anyway, he rested better when he did it, and rest is so important. The door frame had its merits as well. The ridges of the molding, the gloss off-white paint that was God only knows how old but still slightly tacky and soft enough to keep a thumbnail mark. Those were left on the sides when he could make more leisurely passes after the airborne triplet had been achieved. His grandfather had similar customs. When Pappy was a lad he was hours late coming home from school. They found him at a local car lot tapping the hood of every car twice before he could pass it. The grandson thought that must have made a marvelous sound. And the hoods would have been piping hot from eight hours of sunlight. Excellent.
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