A Time of Transitions
Greetings fellow Conformist:
I write today to announce that the Bureau of Conformity is being discontinued, effective immediately, due to philosophical differences with the new administration. Thank you for your unwavering commitment to conformity over the year of the Bureau’s existence.
The Bureau shop will remain open through January 31. If you would like to purchase Bureau of Conformity wearable propaganda, please do so before then. Be sure to use the friends and family discount, IKNOWYOU425, for 20% off and free shipping.
The Bureau’s website will remain available through June 2021. After that time, it may be archived.
The past year has been a trial for America and the world, but through it all, conformity guided us well. It is my belief that it will continue to guide us into the future.
Yours in conformity,
Drake Starling
Director, Bureau of Conformity