I’m giving the longest talk I’ve done yet on my research this Monday (tomorrow), 11/15, at noon CST. You can sign up here and probably meet my uncles, if they figure out how Zoom works. Sadly, it’s a bring-your-own-lunch virtual lunch talk.

For those who can make it, I promise a number of impressive keynote animation tricks and a handful of cute photos of dogs as well as, somewhat regretfully, the appearance of both Madison Cawthorn and Lauren Boebert. I will also give you answers to seemingly unrelated questions, such as “What is the Radioactive Poop Machine?” and “Why did the Ocean Spray company begin making so much cranberry juice?”

So what’s the deal with this guy talking about sweet beagle puppies? Tune in to find out.