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August 7, 2023

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This is going to be a quiet week for us, because we’ll be in Las Vegas with the wife to see the big Star Trek convention. My wife likes Star Trek. In the meantime, please enjoy the latest trailer for the upcoming Midnight Pals audio  drama (comedy) podcast, this one featuring Dean Koontz!! Thanks to some incredible work from our producer Robin Johnson and a stellar  voice cast! (you will enjoy it)

https://midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/teaser-05-dean-koontz-XSa1Kb2O 

And now it’s da Midnight Pals!

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Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Gaiman: the most whimsical apocalypse
Gaiman: open the sphincters of your mind
Gaiman: and let the torrent of wonder flood you

Gaiman: stop! stop the story!
Gaiman: i can't get the lid off of my jar of rainbows! won't someone help me?
Gaiman: you perhaps?
Franz Kafka: you did a genre hurt
Gaiman:
Kafka: you did a no comfort

Kafka: you did a bad feel
Kafka: you did a cold prickly
Kafka: you did a whoopsie vibe
Kafka: you did a sad thing

Gaiman: ah but you see
Gaiman: the story is the thing
Gaiman: sometimes, my friend, you must climb the statue of the demon to get closer to god
Kafka: this is violence
Gaiman: look, the lid comes right off
Gaiman: i was just doing a bit

Kafka: i'm calling you out, gaiman
Kafka: you did a floopsie poop
Gaiman: ah well
Kafka: i demand that you rectify this
Kafka: you need to do a make-right memoir
Gaiman: ah well
Kafka: i am waiting

Kafka: i need a cozy continue
Barker: estrogen could have saved her
Poe: hush, clive
Barker: i'm just sayin
Poe: no one likes egg culture jokes clive

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