Afternoon, readers! I’m porting the Patreon archives (and others) over here today, and I thought I’d release this one from 2018 to “gen pop” so you can see what subscribers can look forward to in 2020.

Tomorrow, subscribers will get my Patrick Radden Keefe book review, plus there’s more archival content coming over from the blog. “Resolve” to subscribe!

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SVU, HBO, and Lifetime face off in a three-fer on the 2014 Slender Man stabbing. Who did it first? Who did it best? And whose fake name for "Slender" is the most laughable?