Take your pick: fraud; extortion; attorney misconduct; sexual assault; '80s hair…

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The story
The Apprentice, a story in two acts about Donald J. Trump's rise to national prominence, and Roy Cohn's role in same, doesn't entirely succeed in what it's trying to do. But what it's trying to do has a fairly high degree of difficulty, and I want to give the film credit for that, although its true crime isn't quite worth your time.