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Last week we asked you what famous American crime story you’d like to see Ryan Murphy adapt into his next season of, yes, American Crime Story. While I am bummed that Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia Rappe didn’t take the title, our opposition to election interference extends into the internet poll realm and we made our peace with the fact that more of you wanted to see American Crime Story: JonBenét Ramsey than anything else. Here, as promised, is how we would cast this show that -- as far as we know -- is not in the works. But if it is and one of you forwards this to Murphy, we won’t be mad.