Haunted Carnival Hijinks: Meet the Monsters
Haunted Carnival Hijinks is out October 1st! You can preorder now via Amazon or pick up an ARC here.
In case you missed it, this is the first book from Adeline Alchemy, my new cozy horror smut pen name. 😉 She’s the unhinged Ms. Hyde to my monster-romancing Dr. Jekyl. You can follow along on Threads, Instagram, or TikTok!
But shouldn’t you know a little more about what you’re getting yourself into? Without further ado…
Sam is dressed as Velma, and she figures out how to restore power to the seemingly abandoned carnival. Her love of roller coasters leads her to plop down in the front car, and the coaster takes off, even though nobody's there to hit the button. 👀 When the coaster won't let her leave, Sam's ride takes a rumbling, throbbing twist through heart-pounding drops, high-g corkscrews, and relentless forced O's. After this F x nonbinary/agender encounter, you'll never see roller coasters the same.
Brad is the mastermind behind the friend group's Scooby Gang costumes, so of course he's Fred. When a lucky shot lands him a giant teddy bear, his crush isn't so keen on the prize. Lost in the mirror maze with only the bear as company, her eyes glow red as she tells him she's just as pent up as he is... and with his copious "contributions", this MILFy bear will find the "Daddy" she's been looking for 😈
When Kylie ducks into the funhouse for a break from the cold wind that cuts through her Daphne costume, she can't help but notice the defunct animatronic clown is giving masked MMC vibes. Little does she know he's about to chase her through the mirror maze and bring all her dark romance fantasies to life--with a "shocking" electro-stim twist. An MF encounter for lovers of hand necklaces and degradation 🫦 SUATTDLAGG
Paige couldn't be comfier in her Scooby kigurumi. When the munchies hit, she finds the old movie theatre and accidentally makes way too much popcorn. The mass of kernels comes to life, forming into a plump popcorn monster begging to be eaten (out). Paige is more than happy to oblige, and when the salt gets to be too much, this mommy monster "nurses" her thirst. This FF encounter is a match made in munchie heaven.
Lucas is about as brave as his Shaggy costume suggests--which is to say, not at all. Alone in the Tunnel of Love, he musters his courage to help a soaked young woman, Rosie, who's totally dedicated to her retro costume. She jumps on his lap, eager to rock and roll, then reveals she drowned fifty years ago and needs his help to "finish" her earthly business. This "chilling" and "breathtaking" MF encounter features temperature play and smothering.
Any of these monsters catch your eye? 👁️
You can preorder now via Amazon!
Can’t wait until October 1st? Pick up an ARC here.
Stay tasty,
💕 Beth/Cookie