Why the fuck is writing a romantic moment so hard?

Sex? I’ve got that nailed. But a romantic moment? A heart felt love confession? I- I’m out of my depth here. Someone, please confess your deep secret love for me immediately so that I have inspiration.

Writing things I’ve never experienced is easy, until I try to write about love. That one always gets me messed up. Maybe one day, I’ll know what that feels like.

Also, Jamaica is about to get absolutely fucked by a Category 5 hurricane, so excuse me while I go charge my devices and lay around waiting for the onslaught to begin. LOL.