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July 3, 2025

๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป Dispatch Blotter Highlights ๐Ÿš” Issue #129 Caller was walking the bluffs and came across a male walking in the nude.

Also, this week: Several loose cows, belligerent protesters, and scams

Welcome to A Most Unreliable Narrator, the slice-of-life newsletter of GenXer around town, Lisa Rabey. I talk about anything and everything with a bit of swears. Iโ€™m glad youโ€™re here.

Scan of a newspaper page. At the time it says Dispatch Blotter. Below that it says A Summation of calls made to the dispatch center

Leelanau Enterprise, a weekly newspaper in Leelanau County, publishes 911 dispatch calls in every issue, with additional reporting by The Ticker.

These are the highlights.

These are all real calls.

Tuesday, June 10

10:16am 6/10/2025 Assault Cleveland Twp., Two employees were arguing, eventually one struck the other.

11:28am 6/10/2025 Animal Control Leelanau Cty., Saw a single cow by the road north of the campground.

Wednesday, June 11

2:39pm 6/11/2025 Animal Control Lake Leelanau, One mile north of this address there is a possum still alive but injured in the road.

Thursday, June 12

5:38pm 6/12/2025 Info Cedar, Caller reporting subject came out and was yelling as they were walking on the public sidewalk. Caller wants it on record as it is an ongoing issue.

7 p.m. โ€” Bingham Township Dog at this house is constantly

9:59pm 6/12/2025 Found Property Bingham Twp., Caller just got home and was tidying up yard. He found a package with sprinklers in it, one has chainsaw chains. Packages look to have been left there purposefully after being opened.

Friday, June 13

11:08 a.m. โ€” Elmwood Township Caller hired someone to excavate a driveway and they left piles of dirt blocking the driveway because they have no been paid. (This is a civil issue.)

Saturday, June 14

10:57 a.m. โ€” Suttons Bay Township Belligerent protester. Yelling at people on the street and passersby.

Sunday, June 15

3:20 p.m. โ€” Empire Township Lost 2-year-old calf. Black.

Monday, June 16

3:01pm 6/16/2025 Civil N West-Bay Shore Dr., Male snooping and looking in window, white Ford pickup truck, cutting the grass. Caller believes he has been trespassed from the residence.

Tuesday, June 17

2:30pm 6/17/2025 Citizen Assist Leelanau Cty., Large metal shore station boat lift, the caller believes it is a hazard because someone could be swimming and come up and hit it.

Wednesday, June 18

7:08 a.m. โ€” Kasson Township Caller states there are ponies outside of their fences in a field. East side of Maple City Road. Not in the roadway.

11:28am 6/18/2025 Suspicious Incident Leland, Caller states there is a tent that has been on the beach since yesterday that may be impeding on her property.

2:11 p.m. โ€” Suttons Bay Township Caller is concerned about her brother. (The subject has moved out of this address, per law enforcement.)

8:33 p.m. โ€” Suttons Bay Township Automated voice message. Could not understand due to it being in another language. Then line disconnected. Daughter of the Apple watch owner called and advised she received an alert that her dad had taken a fall. Can hear some yelling for help inside. Door is locked. Gained entry inside. Resident did take a fall.

Thursday, June 19
4:25am 6/19/2025 Civil
Leelanau Cty., Caller advised her soon to be ex stole her vehicle sometime this morning.

Friday, June 20

8:22am 6/20/2025 MVC Lake Leelnanu, Neighbor ran into callerโ€™s garage.

1:18pm 6/20/2025 Citizen Assist Lake Leelnanu, 45-30 assisting in getting a snapping turtle out of the roadway.

7:50 p.m. โ€” Suttons Bay Township Loud music on dock south of caller.

9:26pm 6/20/2025 Citizen Assist Suttons Bay Twp., Caller is staying at an Airbnb and they found someone else's phone at the residence. They are scared and would like to talk to someone.

9:31pm 6/20/2025 Suspicious Incident Empire Twp., Caller was walking the bluffs and came across a male walking in the nude.

Saturday, June 21

7:18am 6/21/2025 Citizen Assist Suttons Bay Twp., Tree through house.

11:14am 6/21/2025 Disorderly Elmwood Twp., Person in backyard, trying to help since May 5th, requires deputy to de-escalate. Yelling at caller in the yard.

6:13 p.m. โ€” Elmwood Township Caller is receiving threatening texts from a phone number he dialed in error.

Sunday, June 22

12:48 a.m. โ€” Elmwood Township Violation of the controlled substance act.

11:21am 6/22/2025 Parking Empire Twp., RV parked across five spots in the regular parking area, not in the RV spots.

Monday, June 23

1:11 a.m. โ€” Kasson Township Van parked at gas station with its windows down. Caller does not see anyone inside the van, but is freaked out by it and would like it checked out.

7:45 a.m. โ€” Solon Township Caller woke up to find mailbox knocked off post. Post is leaning. There is a piece of a light assembly at the location. Occurred sometime between 9 p.m. and 7:30 a.m.

9:33 a.m. โ€” Empire Township Letter came in the mail that says subject would like to buy property. Offered about onequarter value of the property. Caller believes this is a scam and requested that this call be logged if follow-up is needed.

11:45 a.m. โ€” Elmwood Township โ€œParkโ€ at the end of the cul-de-sac and someone has put up cameras. Is talking to people through the camera.

2:26 p.m. โ€” Bingham Township Boat out in the water. Trying to get child into the boat. Appears to be having a problem. Unknown if they have life jacket on. (Now appears as if they are just towing the child.)

4:49 p.m. โ€” Bingham Township Caller received a call requesting payment of $6,000 or arrest for contempt of court.

American Foundation for Suicide Prevention Fundraiser

Iโ€™m fundraising for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention for a walk on September 14. As most of you know, a very beloved person in my life, the selfish bastard Brendan McAdams, killed himself on January 10, 2025. He would have been 46 this year.

My goal is to raise $1000 USD. I've got $700 more to go. Go to AFSPโ€™s website to donate. I'll be posting an announcement in every issue of my newsletters and regularly on my social media until the day of the walk. If you can donate even $5 or share this link (https://bit.ly/AFSPWalk2025), you will be an amazing human being.

Thank you.

(Fuck fascists and Nazis!)

You've just finished reading A Most Unreliable Narrator: the slice of life newsletter from the GenXer about town, Lisa Rabey. You can find me on Instagram, Facebook and Bluesky if you're so inclined. I am everywhere. Copyright ยฉ 1996 - 2025 by Lisa Rabey

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