Issue #15 I think we may be in an alien zoo
Hello, friends! I missed last week but in my defense, we had company over the weekend and up until this past Thursday (not the dog) and we've started the...
Issue #14 I feel sexy in anything, even in a body bag
My dearest kittens -- apologies for not getting this out on Saturday! My exMIL headed home that day and we also took Thursday the pug to the emergency vet...
Issue #13 Naughty Nuns, Flatulent Monks, and Other Surprises
Pumpkin spice latte fiends! Just kidding -- I hate pumpkin spice but I'm sure there are some of you who would disagree with me. You do you, my friend. You do...
Issue #12 The larceny of the black pants
(Yes, I know I'm two days late -- relaxing apparently is time consuming and it's a holiday weekend.)My loves! Another week has gone by and what a crazy...
Issue #11 To me you are perfect
My beautiful darlings -- first, time for me to shill! My beautiful friend Steph does a 50 mile walk every year to raise money for MS. Be a dear and donate!...
Issue #10 Nice boys don't kiss like that
Dearest -- I hope all is well with you this fine Saturday. There is some big news going on in my little world that once I feel more comfortable, in due time,...
Issue #9 She is not a writer at all, really; she is merely a gifted eccentric
My dearest darlings! Hello to you and you and you. Why yes, I've had quite a few cups of coffee this morning and a protein fueled breakfast. Why do you...
Issue #8 Sometimes madness is wisdom
Dear Internet, I'll start out with the tiresome, "Can you BELIEVE it's August?" because while it is a predictable rhetoric, it's also very true. Next week...
Issue #7 Not sure where the end point is, but is pretty sure it's in Michigan
Dear Internet,Here we are yet again. Can you believe it's been over a year since I last sent out a newsletter and I've moved house at least twice since then?...
Issue #6 - Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.
Dear Internet,Sit! I have a lot to tell you as it has been five whole months, so you know there is a lot! The theme this letter is Kingsman: The Secret...
Issue #5 - A Girl Likes To Be Crossed In Love Now And Then; It Gives Her Something To Think Of
Dear Internet,It's a Pride and Prejudice kind of day, so thus it shall be. YES, the 2005 version is my favorite and there is little you can do to convince me...
Issue #4 - Hard Times For Dreamers
Amelie feeling up grains.Dear Internet,If there is any movie that reeks of saudade, it's Amelie. While I'm busy moping around the US about life's hard knocks...
Issue #3 The Meet Cute
Dear Internet,Happy Svein Forkbeard Day! Happy Saturnalia! Happy Festivus! Okay fine, Merry fucking Christmas! Happy Kalends of January! Happy New Year! The...
Issue #2 - Because It's Christmas
Dear Internet,Yes, you are perfect. You're absolutely amazing and if you've not watched Love Actually yet this holiday season, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Also...
Issue #1 - Introducing Skaldic Press Presents
Dear Internet,How could I not use this image to kick off the inaugural issue of Skaldic Press Presents? That's like admitting there is no Santa Claus, and we...
