Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #13 Law enforcement checking on motorists. “They were just taking photographs.”
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #12 Male walking down middle of the road
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #6 The Universal Want
Days in lockdown: 220Mental status: 90% stable because you cannot medicate all emotions I’m writing this on Sunday to be sent on Monday since I sent the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #10/11 Caller’s ex-wife and daughter are trying to start issues
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #8/9 Caller Bit by a Parrot
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #7 Subject was showering. Disregard.
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID Issue #5: Deep in These Woods
Days in quarantine: 185Brain status: Awake and possibly manic It’s was 5:52 AM when I started. This is all you need to know about my brain right now. Note:...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #6 Large cows in the road
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #5 Husky trying to eat caller’s rabbits
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #4 A Human's Guide to My Brain
Days in quarantine: 170Brain status: Manic Here we are again, mania my old friend. For the last week, I’ve been feeling pretty good! My mood tracker tells me...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #4 Unruly female causing a scene.
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of COVID: Issue #3 Lippy Kids
Days in quarantine: 164 I bought more concert tickets:You are reading that correctly: Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow, and one ticket not shown, Cardiff. Wales,...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #3 Caller Said it Sounded Like a Person Screaming
Every week, Leelanau county's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #2 You Already Know This DIY Recipe
Days in quarantine: 157I skipped last Sunday, so sue me.I thought life was more or less okay recently. I was raging, sure, and picking fights with people...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #2 Someone cut and stole caller’s Donald Trump flag.
Every week, Leelanau County's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #1 Four mattresses have been dumped along the roadway.
Every week, Leelanau County's (where our cabin is located) weekly newspaper, Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. These are the...
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #1 Goats in the middle of the road. One has a bucket on its head.
Today marks our 138th day in lockdown.The current dumpster fire of 2020 continues to accelerate and my daily news intake is no longer of one of surprise....
In the Year of our Lord of Covid: Issue #0 Hi.
Hi.It's been 13 months since my last missive. I've been told people miss my writing and I miss the fawning so here we are. One of my Kate friends (HI KATE!)...
things i consume: Issue #2 July 2019
I did not miss June! I realized when I sent out the first issue, I had the wrong month so July it is! If you're a fan of irreverant, chatty, hilarious guests...
things i consume: Issue #1 May 2019
New feature sent on the first of the month; here are things I am consuming:Now that "Fixer Upper" is no longer on the air, Buzzfeed recounts the history of...
