A Most Unreliable Narrator

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #122 Male at the ER. Accidentally shot himself in the foot with a shotgun while rabbit hunting.

February 13, 2025

Leelanau Enterprise, a weekly newspaper in Leelanau County, publishes 911 dispatch calls in every issue, with additional reporting by The Ticker. These are...

💐 A Most Unreliable Narrator👧🏻 Issue #207 But Lisa is a Brunette (mostly)

February 10, 2025

Dear Internet, Well, it’s Monday. I had a kerfuffle with Buttondown which did end up getting resolved. In some ways, the math isn’t mathing for the swap from...

🇨🇦 A Most Unreliable Narrator ❄️ Issue #206 My Favorite Canadian

February 2, 2025

Dear Internet, This is the first issue of AMUN on Buttondown. Let’s see how it goes! In Remembrance Since I wrote issue #205, I haven’t looked at the post I...

A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #205 Migrating from Substack

January 26, 2025

Hello Buttondown!

A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #204.5 Social Media Presence Update

January 13, 2025

F4cking GOD, just make it stop.

🖕🏻A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue #204💘 2025 Is the Year of Giving No F4CKS

January 12, 2025

I mean it this time.

🌨️lisa writes a lot of stuff🌴 issue #50 I do. I do write a lot of stuff.

January 8, 2025

This week: Newsletter update (f4ck again), recently published essays, and upcoming projects

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #121 Approximately 19 stakes for snow plowing stolen.

January 2, 2025

Also, this week: dumped deer carcasses, fraud, and lots and lots of cars sliding into ditches

🥳 A Most Unreliable Narrator ✨ Special Issue #4 It’s the most wonderful time, of the year!

December 29, 2024

A list of what made me happy in 2024!

☃️ A Most Unreliable Narrator ❄️ Issue #203 Winter Wonderland

December 15, 2024

This issue: housing and jobs update, newsletter schedule (again), returning Etsy store, and lastly, snowpocalypse 2024

❄️ lisa writes stuff issue 💻 #49 Writing Around the Interwebs

December 12, 2024

Less f*cking around; more writing!

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #120 Five Trump signs are missing. Still has some on property.

December 5, 2024

Also this week: cars in ditches, cows wandering all over the place, and a few ding dong ditches

🧶 lisa writes stuff issue 📸 #48 Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

November 13, 2024

Also, this week: rejections, mental illness diversity, and new author photo

🎧A Most Unreliable Narrator🎥 Issue #202 Lisa will be Live on YouTube Today at 4 p.m. EST

November 10, 2024

Details in the post

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #119 Female screaming and throwing sticks and leaves at workers.

November 7, 2024

Also, this week: stolen checks, butt dialing 911, tracking device in car, and meth making supplies

🍁 A Most Unreliable Narrator 🍂 Issue #201 Peak Color Season (Supposedly)

October 27, 2024

This week: Change in publication, new job, and leaf peeping

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #118 Bear ran out and hit the side of caller’s car, bear ran off (This is in my neighborhood!)

October 24, 2024

Also, this week: more political signs shenanigans, kids butt-dialing 911, “stolen” and found purses

💻 lisa writes stuff issue 📚 #47 … Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down

October 17, 2024

Also, this week: sprints, submissions, and more author readings

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #117 Caller hit a building. Didn’t cause any damage to the building, but did to his Toyota Corolla.

October 13, 2024

Also, this week: Drunk employees, son kicks hole in the wall, and more political sign tampering

✍🏻 lisa writes stuff 🧙🏻‍♀️issue #46 love in the time of cherry season

October 2, 2024

This week: website gets a refresh, updates on the new anthology, and author readings

🫶🏻 A Most Unreliable Narrator Issue 🚫#200.5 No new AMUN issues until October 20

October 1, 2024

That's it. That's the topic.

🪅 A Most Unreliable Narrator 🥳 Issue #200 buttery delight

September 29, 2024

This week: AMUN marks its 200th issue, NGI news, and why vendors shouldn’t treat their customers like cr4p

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #116 Goats are on the solar panel, loose.

September 27, 2024

Also, this week: Counterfeit coins, "real estate photographer," and a tractor in water

🎥 A Most Unreliable Narrator🧠 Issue #199 I love you berry much

September 22, 2024

This week: snow bibs, fiverr, and suicide ideation

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #45 It's the end of the world as we know it (And I feel fine)

September 18, 2024

Also: Love on the Lakefront is now on Kindle, new pieces, upcoming submissions

🍁A Most Unreliable Narrator ☕️ Issue #198 Sugar Spiking

September 15, 2024

This week: healthcare in America is a joke, teaching classes, running up that hill

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #115 Wife slipped from the chair and is on the floor. Not injured, just sitting there.

September 12, 2024

Also, this week: “Maple subject,” dogs with chicken in their mouths, and lots and lots of loud music

💙A Most Unreliable Narrator 💜 Special Issue #3: September is Suicide Prevention Month

September 10, 2024

Trigger warning: suicide attempts, suicide ideation, and parental abuse

🩺A Most Unreliable Narrator 👩🏻‍💻 Issue #197 Welcome Fall

September 8, 2024

This week: Bluegrass state, NGI business, and trashy TV

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #44 Writers are a$$holes

September 6, 2024

Getting into Amazon, new published pieces, and other updates

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #114 Found chaos running around. Will return.

August 29, 2024

Also, this week: pranking bears, stalking a church, and stolen items at the farmer’s market

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #43 A little book magic

August 22, 2024

Pushing the anthology onto the unsuspecting public, author readings, and bookish job interviews

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #113 Four teenagers are mooning people at the dock.

August 15, 2024

Also, this week: suspicious packages, jumping off bridges, and enjoying naps under a tree

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #42 A mid-summer update

August 11, 2024

Harlequin update, checking out your own book, and writers’ retreat

💻 A Most Unreliable Narrator 🎥 Issue #196 Pride and Prejudice now on TikTok and Instagram

August 7, 2024

My world takeover is coming along nicely.

🔥A Most Unreliable Narrator 📝 Issue #195 Mid-summer Update

August 4, 2024

TikTok, magazine interviews, and a brief summary of my summer

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #112 Suspicious Vehicle: Driver was just sitting and reading, will be moving along

August 2, 2024

Also, this week: Watching Netflix in a baseball field, many political signs stolen, stolen pints of cider, and suspicious campaigners

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #41 Love on the Lakefront is Here!

July 24, 2024

Ahhhh! I’m published in something I did not publish!

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #111 Having trouble charging his tether

July 19, 2024

Also, this week: locked in the trunk, fireworks always going off, and dog poop

🏖️A Most Unreliable Narrator 🍹 Issue #194 Summer Holidays

July 14, 2024

I’ll be back after Labor Day

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #40 Marketing for dummies part 2

July 10, 2024

Also, this week: bookmarks, upcoming calls, and current publications

📚A Most Unreliable Narrator 👩🏻‍💻 Issue #193 Scoop there it is

July 9, 2024

This week: anthology release, new tattoos, and things I’ve designed

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #110 Two men fighting over a backpack blower

July 4, 2024

Also, this week: stolen Trump signs, larcenies of lumber and a necklace, and welfare checks

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #39 marketing for dummies

June 27, 2024

Also, this week: short update on current writing projects

🐩 A Most Unreliable Narrator 😉 Issue #192 The Meaning of Life

June 23, 2024

Also, this week: Computer fetishes, George Wickham, and Reality Gays

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #109 Neighbors’ kids are throwing caller’s plants

June 20, 2024

Also this week: Various people missing, threats, missing parents, OAP taking random pictures of a woman in her home

🪞A Most Unreliable Narrator 👗 Issue #191 The Perfect Breast Club

June 16, 2024

Also this week: the mirror scene, #lisamas, OA, and getting back into training

📖 lisa writes stuff issue 🖋️ #38 jam on the brain

June 12, 2024

Sprinting my life away

💋A Most Unreliable Narrator 👗 Issue #190 It’s about the d4med carriage scene

June 10, 2024

This week: Bridgerton (I KNOW), the weather, DBSA, OA, lifting weights, and other stuff

👮🏻 Dispatch Blotter Highlights 🚔 Issue #108 Law enforcement out with males who failed to pay entry fee and ran through the gate.

June 6, 2024

Also, this week: Injured bear on a deck, lots of cows in the road, and the yearly asparagus fest