I use my phone’s “Find My” app to share my location with a select few friends—as well as Henry and Scott. “Find My” allows you to share your location with each other, so just as they can see me, I can sure as shit see them. And I like knowing where people are, because I am, first and foremost, kind of a creep. In all seriousness Ifind it infinitely soothing to my anxiety to see, ah yes, there are my friends—they still exist! They’re in their lil’ corners of the world, just getting by! Sometimes I see one of their avatars tootling along on a highway, and I get a little thrill. Abby’s on the move!, I think.

I have no life!